~~Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa.
~~I can't waste another minute/After all that I've put in it/I've given you my best/Why does she get the best of you/So the next time you find/You
wanna leave her bed for mine/Why don't you stay
~~He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
~~Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
~~"What a way to build up our self esteem. Thanks Mom."
"I don't care about your self esteem, you loser."
~~Always make sure that the lines on the Windex bottle always line up... Don't put that shit halfway. Bad things happen to good people.
~~Sometimes I wonder, "How is that Frisbee getting bigger?"... And then it hits me.
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Nickelback Freak
10/31/09
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Maria0682
10/31/09
I know, but there are so many more dangers out there now that people are too scared to have their kids out that late.
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Maria0682
10/31/09
Nickelback Freak
10/30/09
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twomoonglow
10/29/09
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