~~Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa.
~~I can't waste another minute/After all that I've put in it/I've given you my best/Why does she get the best of you/So the next time you find/You wanna leave her bed for mine/Why don't you stay
~~He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
~~Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
~~"What a way to build up our self esteem. Thanks Mom."
"I don't care about your self esteem, you loser."
~~Always make sure that the lines on the Windex bottle always line up... Don't put that shit halfway. Bad things happen to good people.
~~Sometimes I wonder, "How is that Frisbee getting bigger?"... And then it hits me.
~~If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.
~~I sat back one night and looked up at the stars; I then thought to myself, "Where the heck's my roof?"
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Carja
12/14/11
TimeSpaceTraveler
12/12/11
It's good to know you're all caught up on Venus reading, Frizzi! LOL
John has a couple of that type short stories in Saturn ... in case you didn't know. :)
I wouldn't want you to miss anything! haha
TimeSpaceTraveler
12/07/11
Hmm wow, her sister was almost as loopy as me! LOL
You silly goose. :)
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TimeSpaceTraveler
12/05/11
LOL, do those five hour energy drinks really help? Loopy, hmm ... imagine that LOL.
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TimeSpaceTraveler
11/29/11
It's good to know some OJ put you over the top on your all-nighter, Frizzi! *applauds*
Hurray for the awesome deals. :)
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